Trachea Toed

when you trick people to swallow jerky and produce trachea toes

you were trachea toed bitch

by AcousticAutism December 7, 2020

ToS

Short for Terms of Service.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.

A was signing up for a shady platform, he didn't read the ToS but clicked "I agree". After signing up, he didn't know the ToS was a dark pattern until his friend B called him the day after...
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

stretchy tos tip

when your tip is stretched by a dragonfruit and Enzo amore

Enzo a more turns Mr beasts stretchy tip into a stretchy tos tip

by stretchgod June 25, 2025

E-toed

The act of becoming drunk. Derived from the Chemical offhand notation of ethanol the main ingredient in alcoholic beverages (EtOH --> E-TOH --> E-toed). Typically seen among the intellectual community.

After my organic chemistry final I got super E-toed. Thank god i wont have to touch an epoxide until the MCAT

by mesutozilfan5 December 14, 2010

Tos boy

If your here your wondering what sol is talking about when he says “tos boy” its basically calling someone a faggot. The reason he uses “tos” is because if he says faggot he will get banned for violating the tos.

Brought to you in part by an employed person

Extraemily: dabo your a tos boy

by Big black throbbing teacher May 24, 2025

Hoe Toed

A thot that walks with her butt out, to make it seem more robust.

"Damn, Angela is really thirsty. She's even walking Hoe Toed" .

by Dumbledilf April 20, 2018

love toed

when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.

Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!

by a whole lotta gross December 18, 2017