toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..

be right back, gotta go feed the toilet sharks..

by brownbomma November 1, 2010

toilet reverb

the acoustic effect a crapper has on a fart. when one farts into said toilet it echoes inside the bowl thus increasing the volume a considerable amount. this is not unlike yelling into a cave.

i was trying to stealthily take a dump at my girlfriends house but thanks to the toilet reverb she broke up with me.

by kinitsu hayabusa November 21, 2010

toiley

When you have an urgent announcement about your toilet and you type too fast.

I CLOGGED MY TOILEY

by irreksti March 27, 2015

Every Toilet, Every Ceiling Fan.

The phrase you use when you have to do an extensive amount of work, that is ultimately pointless.

John: What do we have to do in Language Arts tonight?
Isaac: Every toilet, every ceiling fan.

by Tearoze December 28, 2015

the toilet ate my lasagna

the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.

Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018

Dats a toilet

A phrase used by youtuber vanossgaming

"Hey, you see that?"
"Dats a toilet"

"Youtube.com/datsatoilet

by Dukes.1936 September 18, 2016

same shit different toilet

two or multiple different things essentially being the same.

physical version of tomato tomahto

Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."

by ConanSBC August 24, 2019