Stinky Tofu

This is just one more slang term for fecal matter. This can be used to insult someone or just to be yelled out in the most conspicuious of times.

"Ever since my girlfriend broke up with me, I've felt like a big pile of Stinky tofu."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."

by chang-a-lang February 7, 2006

tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.

Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!

by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010

tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

Eat tofu

To perform oral sex on a girl.

When I first met Ling, she was very reserved. But after a few drinks she starting asking me if I liked to eat tofu.

by agentchuck October 7, 2007

Start tofu

When vegetarians start beef

When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).

Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."

by satanicevil April 27, 2020

ichigo tofu

ichigo tofu, 200IQ VTuber

- do you know ichigo?
- the DOOM girl right? ichigo tofu?
- yes

by sannen October 24, 2020