When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.
OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!
by Fatty wep 1738 May 30, 2016
Get the Scrotum toffeemug. by Ur mum sells avon March 6, 2019
Get the Toffeesmug. one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.
the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.
the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.
see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.
the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.
the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.
see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.
pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear
toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno
toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno
by toffee bear November 15, 2009
Get the toffee bearmug. by BLUESDAD July 16, 2022
Get the TOFFEE FINGERmug. The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.
by Kumo1 June 23, 2022
Get the Toffee creammug. A silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie.
Person 1: "Have you seen Toffee?"
Person 2: "Did you mean a silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Did you mean a silly pookie, a squigle squipy, a true bestie, a real one, a cutie muffin, an unidentified criptid and a homie?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
by RevlisYoursTruly March 28, 2024
Get the Toffeemug. To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.
me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"
by Stidder December 6, 2009
Get the Toffee Bulletmug.