Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

by Screte January 18, 2015

Thoeing

Walking very sexily while looking jokingly macho and acting stoned

Dude you look so retarded! If you don't stop thoeing you're gonna get mugged.

by Rocketboucker123 May 18, 2010

teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014

Toking Up

Smoking cannabis. This term usually applies to taking a large hit of the herb, usually resulting in getting really, really blasted.

Bro, I went into a weed coma last night after toking up on that dank-ass White Widow.

by SchlongGobbler69 October 2, 2016

Toking up

To smoke a marijuana joint

We're all here just toking up...

by Badcats3 October 2, 2016

toking it up

Smoking or in anyway consuming Marijuana.

When I get home from work I'm toking it up.

by Dadsthetic October 1, 2016

Toking Up

Smoking Marijana...in the form of a joint...rolled up like a cigarette.

"Hey, what are you doing? We're just hanging out and toking up"

by Marie Di Leone October 1, 2016