Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

Cum craving toddler

A toddler who likes cum

A cum craving toddler

by Bonkers boy February 22, 2020

hung like a toddler

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

Dream Stan Toddler

This person is definitely a Dream Stan or self proclaimed Dreamsexual or DreamGender, obviously this persons parents stopped trying to take care of this toddler hopefully they realize how much they are mocking the LGBTQ+

Person 1: I’m a dream stan!
Person 2: Dream stan toddler!

by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022

Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016

toddler

a little shit that likes to drink bleach
(suicidal shit stains)

"That toddler just ate a whole bunch of pillow stuffing!!"

by hobowithashotty September 7, 2023

Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.

I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.

by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022