testacolies

Testacolies is the same as balls or nutsack

"that asshole just hit me in my testacolies"

by bud melba October 15, 2004

tomtard

A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard

"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"

by DLnc February 22, 2008

Toptastic

Like the most scrumptiosly mouth watering tastebud tingling drink after a long walk through a barren dessert......

that was the most toptastic night of my life......or ..... i was sooooo excited my head could have fallen off, i mean it was toptastic!

by blue eyes April 7, 2009

testaclit

A clit with testacles. Females with testaclits have balls, but no shaft.

Ann Coulter does not have a dick, per se. She is, however, the owner of a fine, fine testaclit.

by Harrison Greeley III November 21, 2010

Testascope

When you use a testicle as a microscope, normally to look at how small your penis is.

Person 1: So that's when i grabbed his testicle and used it to try and find his penis.
Person 2: Oh yeah i've done that, got to love a Testascope

by LittlePrettyQueef September 2, 2015

Tomtato

a mate called Tom that looks and acts like a potato.

Hey Tomtato come down to the party

by cuntfucker200 August 7, 2016

tonta

spanish word for stupid girl when u dont want any gringo knowing what you say (tonto is stupid boy)

wow she is such a tonta

by mytiktokis_soggycookies_ April 18, 2021