The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.
by CosmiClovers November 19, 2011

by vgrid February 18, 2022

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays / @lukeHM12 September 3, 2012

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.
by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023

by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019

by Yanna Goldschlager June 28, 2015

When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
by Bidet King November 8, 2022
