Nature's Bidet

The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.
"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"
by CosmiClovers November 19, 2011
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Blue Bidet

When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.
Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.
by vgrid February 18, 2022
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Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays / @lukeHM12 September 3, 2012
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amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.
"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."
by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023
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American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy
I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it
by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019
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Mouth Bidet

When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole
Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet
by Yanna Goldschlager June 28, 2015
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bidet envy

When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
Patrick keeps sending photoshops of Mooch on the toilet. Man that dude has some serious bidet envy.
by Bidet King November 8, 2022
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