tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.

Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!

by Genuine100 May 31, 2016

griffin timer

When a destiny clip hitter gets a kill to stack, despite an absurd amount of time between kills. Coined by the destiny community after Griffins Primal RC.

Griffin must be suckin’ Shaxx off to get those Griffin Timers

by Kermit’s Xbox November 6, 2018

Triple timer

When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.

Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!

by Freggsmash May 15, 2019

One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid

Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.

by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

nigga timer

Its like nigga time but its nigga timer

Person A :*breathes*
Person B:Nigga timer

by Dr best to be the best May 15, 2021

suzy timer

people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes

“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page”

by gamebytes April 18, 2022

Big Timer

Someone that forgets where they came from. When they get a lot of money or acquire a prized possession and try to act like things are minuscule to them. They act like they don’t have time for anything unless it benefits them. Can also be used as a verb. * Big Timed

Damn he thinks he’s a big timer now that he got a little money!

Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!

by DJ2k July 25, 2022