Thundercunt

verb
The act of throwing something with the pure, unbridled rage of 1,000 suns. Often resulting in the destruction of thrown item.

Tom: What is that hole in your wall from?
Rob: I lost 10 matches in a row and Thundercunted my hampster into the wall.

by the indus river valley July 22, 2023

cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

Thundercunt

When a person throws a hamster at the speed of sound.

"When I lose my children in the divorce and I thundercunt my hamster into the nearest bus"

by Scottish Inquisition August 23, 2023

Thundercunt

It’s kinda like when you accidentally lose control of the wii remote and throw it against your moms brand new tv.

“Damn it! I just thundercunted the remote against the tv.. Moms gonna kick my ass..”

by Imarihuh3000 October 23, 2025

thundercunt

propelling something (throwing or kicking) extremely hard and fast, usually at something or someone

Steve Martin : and Mbappé is through on goal, and he THUNDERCUNTS IT STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE NET

by bumbarahsclaht August 8, 2023

thundercunt

Tanya

Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!

by waynealexander August 28, 2016

Thundercunting

Throwing something ,or chucking it at something else, and it goes in a really really fast speed

I was playing wii sports but i didnt wear the wii rist strap, so I accidentally thundercunted (past for thundercunting ) the wii remote at my tv, and it broke

by Doodlefarty January 23, 2024