The Thor Nut

When you came so hard that thunder appeared next to your penis.

Ah fuck dude, i got the thor nut yesterday while jacking off to Riley

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

Thor’s Hammer

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Thor’s Hammer

Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first

I was at a bonfire and jumped over a

pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.

by Gemma5521 April 3, 2021

Thor Stan

A brain dead idiot who thinks a fat ass demi God with electric powers can beat anyone with his axe

"Someone said that Thor solos"

"It's probably one of those dumbass Thor stans"

by Someone who has a father July 2, 2022

Thor's Hammer

An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.

I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.

by johnyaya October 30, 2020

thor odinson

a blonde bimbo, he is beautiful but overrated❤️ god bless

thor odinson? that flop 🤦🏾 ♀️

by swinectrl September 5, 2021

Pulling a Thor

When you can't run fast so you bitch out of a race by falling down on the curve of a track and making the school come bring a medical cart out to get you and then you run another race in 20 minutes and bitch and moan the entire fucking time, extra points if you're from key west high school, named Thor, and did this at marathon.

"Damn bro, did you see him get injured?"
"Oh don't worry about it bro, he was losing so he was just Pulling a Thor."

by bobstone421 March 10, 2022