thirsty hoe

1. a female who constantly wants a boyfriend

2. a person who should drink more water to quench their thirst

3. someone who needs to realize that you don't need a boyfriend to feel beautiful or blend in with the crowd

1. Omg, Jessica is such a thirsty hoe. She's had three boyfriends in one week!

2. Teresa: *see's by passer* oooh, I would do him! *see's another* Did you see that guy? He was sooo sexy, I want him in my bed!

Leslea: Go buy ten gallons of water, because you sound like a thirsty hoe, & you got a man!

3. Don't be a thirsty hoe, you're too good for him.

by Homeygdog November 2, 2013

thirsty girl

A girl who desperately craves the touch and attention of a man

Anna: OMG I neeed a boyfriend!!!
Nicole: STFU you thirsty girl! Have a glass of water instead.

by Cantseeme November 28, 2013

Milk Thirsty

Wanting to or needing to consume a whole gallon of milk in a day or 2.

Steve and Jessica are so dang Milk Thirsty, ive just noticed my whole gallon is gone that i just bought 2 days ago!

That baby is so Milk Thirsty she just consumed the whole gallon in 2 days!

I think i might have a bowl of cereal.*opens fridge* damn i knew i shouldnt have invited them over they are Milk Thirsty.

by 351KingofAnnilation December 4, 2012

thirsty thot

a thot that's begging for it

damn, look at Hayley begging for it, what a thirsty thot

by s;lkjlkjsah'jtpe5h9o30u8y648y9 February 5, 2018

thirsty firstie

A first year in college eager for things.

Alan Liu is such a thirsty firstie.

by knle March 15, 2017

Thirsty Thursday

A term normally found on college campuses, the title became popular when many people did not have early morning classes on Fridays, allowing them to drink and party on Thursday night. Every Thursday of every week durring the semester is Thirsty Thursday; there is no specific or special date for it.

Dude it's Thirsty Thursday! Stop studying and have a beer!

by Jaydoggy May 20, 2006

Thirsty Walter

Punching a straw through a baby's dirty diaper and sucking out the contents.

That dude is a pervert. I caught him doing a Thirsty Walter on my kid's diaper.

by sinatras corpse April 9, 2010