commander in thief

the biggest pimpin' daddy-o

aka

George Bush

Hail to the thief George Bush

by Bush stole our election! November 21, 2003

Grand Theft Auto 6

Probably the most over hyped game of all time. People want the game so bad that people would change their sexuality for it, would murder their best friend for it, or turn gay for it. Youtubers dedicate their channels to it, releasing fake trailers or fan trailers, creating spam, and licking the mirror live. (ok, that last one might just be me) The only thing i like more than some nice fresh GTAVI rumors is embracing my freckle fetish. Mr.BossFTW is shit.

Me: are you ready for Grand Theft Auto 6?

Kydere: Yes! i heard if you suck another man's
dick you'll get a copy early...

Me: Thanks for the invitation but i'm too busy embracing
my female Freckle Fetish... she has so much freckles!!!

Kydere: Well i could always ask Tristan...
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I suggest searching up the definition of "Freckle Fetish"

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Virginity Thief

A person, usually much more experienced in sexual intercourse, that takes another persons virginity.
Someone that goes for someone innocent just to take their virginity

Nina is such a virginity thief, she took Seb's virginity

by JamesFriend April 19, 2014

UD Thief

An urbandictionary.com contributor who openly steals the definiton of a word from an existing definition, then posts a new definition of the same word using slightly varied phrasing.

Can also be used to describe a person who mimics and submits a picture on UD by the same means - copying the ideas of others.

Check out the definition for internet explorer. The definition by supaDISC was the original and was deleted. Another one was started. supaDISC also submitted the first picture for that definition, and two morons thought it would be a brilliant idea to do it again, twice.

by supaDISC April 14, 2005

The Regulations of a Thief

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.

17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010

Sperm Thief

woman who lies about her birth control status.

A Sperm Thief is a Female that will tell you she is on the pill in order to have unprotected sex to produce offspring.

by hahacharadeyou_r 2009 January 6, 2009

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

the best video game ever

I went to the store today and bought Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

by Chandler Sorrells October 30, 2004