Simply the greatest physical triumph since the development of math. Kevin Theory is a new mathematical system which defines all physically possible systems under one elegant 7 dimensional vector. Kevin Theory, developed at the University of Alberta by the undergrad which bears it's name, is expected to be released in 2007. Kevin Theory involves only one "unit" K-bar which allows physical interpretation of all calculations to be accurate to one part in 40,000.
Wow I wish I were like Kevin.
Kevin Theory kicks ass man, I learned it then never had to study again.
Man, where can I get my hands on some Kevin Theory?
Kevin Theory kicks ass man, I learned it then never had to study again.
Man, where can I get my hands on some Kevin Theory?
by Unworthy of Kevin November 29, 2006
Its somewhere between free period and philosophy. In other words, IB didn't want you to possibly have a free period for half the year, no way, they wanted to fill in that space with another class with a name equivalent to "bull shit." Sometimes for "fun", teachers assign the reading of Sophies World.
Today in Theory of Knowledge, I BSed an 1,500 word paper about math as a way of knowing in 25 minutes!
by s12 January 18, 2009
The existence of the Toledo Taco and the Cleveland Steamer seem to suggest that the Ohio Theory deserves consideration.
by OhioTheorist September 11, 2007
A theory hashed by ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons and his friend Dave Cirilli. It that explains the reason why teams inexplicably become better after their star player leaves the team for any reason (trade, injury, etc.). Two elements must be present for a situation to be explained by the Ewing Theory: 1) The team has a star player who receives a lot of attention but never wins anything, and 2) The star player leaves the team and everybody writes the team off.
The Knicks lose Patrick Ewing to an injury in a 1999 NBA playoff series with the Indiana Pacers. Everyone writes them off. The Knicks then win three of the next four games and win the series to advance to the NBA finals.
by Ryan Tang February 24, 2005
The Olive Theory is a theory in which if one person in a relationship loves olives, and the other hates olives, the two are meant to be. (Originated from "How I Met Your Mother")
Person #1: (to significant other) "how do i know that this will last?"
Person #2: the olive theory! Do you like olives?
Person #1: i hate olives!
Person #2: i love them! We are meant to be!
Person #2: the olive theory! Do you like olives?
Person #1: i hate olives!
Person #2: i love them! We are meant to be!
by alltimeloww June 17, 2015
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