Theodor

Obviously a banker with banker-sweat oozing out of every pore of his body.

Why does it smell like i’m in a Bank
Oh, thats Theodor

by Frogmama010101 November 21, 2021

theodore martin

theodore martin is a pretty cool dude

theodore martin is the best

by urmumisaverycoolhuman August 19, 2022

Theodore

This person has undiagnosed ADD and often wonders what kind of parent would look at a newborn and name it Theodore.

Theodore…like the fat chipmunk?

by extra onions November 23, 2021

Theodor

Could seem innocent but is really nothing but a tall, mysterious and charming gentleman. the type who makes you pancakes in the morning, then bless you with the best morning sex you have ever had. Sexy, passionate and usually have a big dick aswell.

I am tired of all these Chad's. I need a Theodor!

by yhea December 28, 2018

theodor skott ward

A caring man that likes ice cream an candy.He doesn't mean any harm when he says something bad.

theodor skott ward didn't mean any harm.

by THSW October 18, 2017

Theodore

hes so mf hot he should marry me fr
he has the most luscious brown hair known to humanity and also likes AOT
hes got sparkling brown eyes and is probably richy rich rich 🤑🤑 he tends to run fullspeed into bins and also will ignore u to play 8 hours of valorant using his monster dick infused braincells.
he pulls no bitches but is a 10

also very short

V: Omggggg Theodore is a ten but he ignored me for valorant!!!!
S: hes a short ass boy with the name of a chipmunk from a fictional movie.

by nadddies forever <3 July 19, 2022

Theodore

Someone who often sleeps with his brother and gets 0 bitches.

"Theodore sleeps with his bro"
"Theodore is ass at video games"

by Curtis Edward Wray January 21, 2022