umbrella-terming

Umbrella-terming is an act of obfuscation that involves inventing terms or words that includes a set of disparate concepts (especially neoliberal gender identities) within its definition in order to prevent any attempt at arriving at a meaningful understanding of the specific individual issues. For example, using the term "oppressed" when someone speaks of improving working conditions of exploited workers, and saying that transwomen are more oppressed than factory workers.

Sarah: I'm a homosexual woman. I'm a woman who loves a woman. And i want us to have equal rights as that of regular married couples. I'm not LGBTQIA+ or whatever.
Zooey: As a translesbian, i find that deeply transphobic. Besides, it's 2SLGBTQIA+, and excluding the 2-spirited from...
Sarah: Just shut up already with your umbrella-terming! In trying to address a concrete problem!

by Class struggle memes May 23, 2023

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cheese umbrella

The act of pouring a bucket of puss down on a busy street hitting people with umbrellas.

Shit babe! I got cheese umbrella' today!

by Cheeseumbrellastan May 15, 2016

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Wet Umbrella

When a man is fucking a girl reverse cowboy style, pulls his dick out until just the tip is in forming the shaft of the umbrella. Then the girl pees, creating a wet umbrella.

Damn, my girlfriend insisted on trying the wet umbrella, and shit was it good.

by Fab 5!!!! August 5, 2008

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The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

Something that is believed to be true by the person who is telling a story, but in reality it's an outright fabrication.

Boy 1: Hey, Have you seen Mean Girls 3?
Girl 1: There isn't one.
Boy 2: Are you sure that wasn't a dream?
Boy 1: No! There's a Mean Girls 3!
Girl 2: I think this a bit of a The Umbrellas of Cherbourg moment.

by The Buffmeister May 31, 2011

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