I am going to need some Modelo's to go... this latina girl is coming over and she has a perfect beer shelf.
by BronzeBullcocks April 1, 2010
Get the Beer Shelfmug. by Ken Blair July 2, 2004
Get the top shelfmug. The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.
Top-shelfing
Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."
Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."
Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009
Get the Top-shelfingmug. When a person fills their book shelf with trendy novels, reference books, and/or classic literature to make themselves feel better about their base level of knowledge. Also refers to someone talking about a book they just read in a way which seems as if they had read it years before to make themselves sound well-read.
"That guy had the complete works of Shakespeare, 10 or 15 New York Times best sellers, and the Encyclopedia Brittanica 2009 Edition on his shelf. That guy has some serious shelf esteem problems."
"I was about to join one of those book of the month clubs you always see on TV, but then I grew some shelf esteem."
You: "Like that scene in the Da Vinci code...."
Someone Else: "Dude, buy yourself a 12th grade education level and get yourself some decent shelf esteem."
"I was about to join one of those book of the month clubs you always see on TV, but then I grew some shelf esteem."
You: "Like that scene in the Da Vinci code...."
Someone Else: "Dude, buy yourself a 12th grade education level and get yourself some decent shelf esteem."
by Backoftheclass101 November 20, 2010
Get the Shelf Esteemmug. Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.
by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018
Get the Shelf assmug. Shelf Bellie (SB) was a Post Nuclear Punk Band influenced by artists such as Cake, Rancid, GnR, NIN and Johnny Cash.
They have been compared to the likes of Infectious Grooves, "Tenacious D (on drugs)" and Smashing Pumpkins.
SB started jamming in the garage in the early 2000's and was playing shows all over Portland OR by the time their debut album was release in the summer of 2006. The group disbanded shortly after their album release do to personal conflicts.
Quotes about SB:
"You might not remember it, but you don't want to miss it" - J. Littlejohn
"This might be the cheapest show you'll ever like." -J. Hodgin
They have been compared to the likes of Infectious Grooves, "Tenacious D (on drugs)" and Smashing Pumpkins.
SB started jamming in the garage in the early 2000's and was playing shows all over Portland OR by the time their debut album was release in the summer of 2006. The group disbanded shortly after their album release do to personal conflicts.
Quotes about SB:
"You might not remember it, but you don't want to miss it" - J. Littlejohn
"This might be the cheapest show you'll ever like." -J. Hodgin
Shelf Bellie is putting the fun back into Rock 'n' Roll.
Justin got a "beer can tan" on his Shelf Bellie.
Justin got a "beer can tan" on his Shelf Bellie.
by PDXOR May 11, 2019
Get the Shelf Belliemug. A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.
by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008
Get the Skeet Shelfmug.