pooh chaser

Shit stabber, pooh poker, turd burglar.
A man who likes the feel of a part of his body, (often his penis) up another mans bottom.

Due to his love of the feel of another mans anus on his penis, many people referred to Andrew as a pooh chaser.

by Lawrie_P August 28, 2005

pooh eating

To consume the feces. This can either be in an act of affection or to gain a higher standing in a gang or to gain entrance to heaven in a certain religion. (see; church of fudge) The act of pooh eating is looked down apon in many cultures and can also be used as an insult.

Shut up you stupid pooh eating whore.

Pooh eating is the way to please god!

by Tristan123 August 25, 2006

Periodt pooh

Means exactly or to understand what your friends/someone means or says

You bitches are going to jail periodt pooh

by sobesisters September 23, 2019

pooh nanny

A female whom you would not suspect of, but thoroughly enjoys anal penetration. Usually a woman past her college years.

Katherine is a pooh nanny; she took it up the ass last night. It just so happens she requested it.

by Phil A. Sheoh August 28, 2006

chubby the pooh

Any fat girl in denial who refers to herself as "cuddly" when filling out online profiles. Usually wears Winnie The Pooh shirts.

Bob: Oh damn, here comes Chubby The Pooh
Larry: I heard you were up in that, man.
Bob: Dick.

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

pooh dick

The result of penetrating a dirty butthole. It is always good ettiquite to enema yourself before engaging in anal sex.

I was plugging Roger up the ass, and caught a wiff of crap. I looked down and to my dismay, a nasty case of pooh dick.

by Topher30 December 7, 2006

archaeology pooh

When you have neglected to clean the litter box so long that when you do finally scoop it you find pooh encased in clumped pee concrete rocks that would essentially require a chisel to remove. ie kitty poop fossils

I haven't cleaned Mr. Whiskers box in 3 days and discovered archaeology pooh.

by Allison Wonderland January 1, 2016