reverse astronaut cowboy

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

see glex, twitch glexplays

chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy

by misshap. September 12, 2022

Astronaut

Katy Perry, because.

Katy Perry: I spent 11 minutes in space. I'm an astronaut. Forget about a monkey that spent 13 days & 17 hours.

by WhiteEntertainmentTelevision April 25, 2025

astronaut rainbow

A symbolic image/icon usually identifies a homosexual man that keeps his sexuality to himself and other straight men he has intercourse with.

the man across the room flashes his Astronaut rainbow tattoo at me. He wanted some fun

by Yeah boo. Yeah May 2, 2018

astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: the highest you can get.

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...

by Lalakett August 9, 2024

Dirty astronaut

Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head

I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA

by 146foxyup March 13, 2023

you little astronaut

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.

Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."

by Spring-diggli-dobboli-do-Yurta July 8, 2024

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014