green vulcan ooze

cum, origin: spock (from star trek) had green vulcan blood (thanks applebee's), Rae's origin: i made it up

He came in my mouth, i had to spit the green vulcan ooze out, that shit was disgusting.

by Rae Jen October 2, 2005

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

vulcan starfish clit rubber

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

by H.A.R. September 13, 2007

Bareback Vulcan Punch

A particularly violent cross between doing it bareback and a donkey punch. For the uninitiated, this means the act of having sex doggy style and then punching the girl in the back of the head.

Things got a little boring between me and Melissa so I Bareback Vulcan Punched her. I haven't talked to her since.

by GinnahMan August 25, 2013

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017

Black Vulcan

The sexiest of the Super Friends and YOU KNOW IT.

Also known for his appearances on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

Black Vulcan: Great Lightning!

Black Vulcan: Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND June 30, 2019

Vulcan Civilian

A Vulcan Civilian can come into mane different shapes. Lets take Spock, a chief science officer under Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, known for his great intellect and in his later years from spending time with his fellow human friends. One thing many files about Spock neglect to tell is that he is a half human Vulcan as Sarek ( Spocks Father ) loved a human. Spock had an amazing grasp on instruments, and when in the episode Amok Time he invites Kirk and McCoy the chief doctor aboard the USS Enterprise at the time to his wedding ritual. But part of his wedding ritual Spock tries to kill Kirk. It is truly showing how Vulcans can change over time, at least they aren't Romulans .

H=Human V=Vulcan R=Romuan

H: V Can you please scan for any anomalous readings coming from the planet
V: Yes Captain
V: 3 Counts of Romulan tech
V: And we have an incoming transmission
H: On Screen
R: How dare you breach our airspace
V: With all due respect what do you think about the people you took this planet from
R: What are you talking about you Vulcan Civilian.
H: PHOTON TORPEDOS

by Bridgetisacutie February 22, 2019