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wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
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Tortoising

When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.
Sir can i go to the toilet? I am already tortoising.
by Tortoising October 9, 2017
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Tortoiseitis

Slower than fuck. A very slow person.
It takes that bitch forever to put her makeup on she has tortoiseitis.
by Mike Hawksbigger January 31, 2023
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