Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

Mono

The only cure for mono is getting some pussy, now this is not just a 1 day fix, your looking at having sex everyday for the next 6 months.

Fuck, I got mono where’s the bitches

by Lolobabxy May 19, 2022

Mono

Synonyms to a male figure with a massive third leg under his belly button. Comes from an Indonesian slang word. In Spanish it also means monkey

Your thing is huge like mono’s mate holly crap

by R4chbelut November 22, 2021

Mono

A person who does good deeds, or much of a humble person.

Wow that person who donated 1000$ to the childrens hospital is very mono.

by Greemlan April 23, 2022

mono-omnitheism

The belief that all gods that are believed in are real and all entities are forms/masks of the same supreme being

I believe in mono-omnitheism

by Icarus Rose October 4, 2020

Mono

The sexiest man alive; niggachan; absolute stud; lolicon; horny; monkey; will slaughter mankind for his own benefit.

Mono is truly the horniest being alive! Nothing disgusts him!

by MrMonotaiga April 6, 2021

mono bait

Any girl or guy who has sores around their mouth, possiby acne, and looks the part.

"Hey Sam, that girl has a nice body, why don't you give her a try"? "Naw, chk out her face, definitely mono bait."

by penis1foot January 26, 2014