mommy

look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you don't have half a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means

me: look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you do not have half of a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means
you: stop laughing or i'm going to go to your house to beat you
me: you fight me you dont even know what mommy means i thought you can beat me
after the fight
you: at the doctor

by liyuistupidandefiessanismart May 15, 2021

mommy voice

If someone has a mommy voice they have a very soothing, calming, and seductive voice

Person 1: did you hear how she talked to me
Person 2: yeah she really has a mommy voice

by MichaelAfton228 February 19, 2023

sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

by running out of patience December 13, 2007

Dommy Mommy

A dominant woman who will cuddle you, ask you about your day, and make sure you're a good boy. If you misbehave, she will punish you however she feels fit. A dommy mommy is something every submissive and breedable man wants.

My girlfriend made me beg for her to get off without a punishment, she's such a dommy mommy.

by bubble gum :) July 12, 2022

pastrami mommy

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

by agentrant January 19, 2012

mommy luncher

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.

Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.

by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015