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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.
Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.
by plantlord69 July 12, 2019
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Eat the radish in the downstairs kitchen

To orally pleasure the fairer sex's bulbus part of the nether region, with one's tongue.
Alright love fancy letting me eat the radish in the downstairs kitchen.
by someoddbloke December 20, 2019
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The Crows kitchen

A company of burgers made by 2 idiots but has the best burgers
"the crows kitchen is the best burger company"
by The ture grog November 28, 2021
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The Crows kitchen

the crows kitchen makes Burger
by The ture grog November 29, 2021
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Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.
I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.
by ProfessorP1234 April 19, 2020
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gives more love than the soup kitchen

when a female/male fucks many guys/girls in a short amount of time
"Ole Bodashia over there gives more love than the soup kitchen, man."
by ReZzWrEcKaGe September 6, 2016
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