Jonesing

When you really need that...run, drink, bong hit.

I start Jonesing to watch One-Piece with my 3 teen-aged kids around 7 p.m.

by LPNL June 30, 2022

Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

Jonesing it

Jelqing while eating food

I was jonesing it last night man, shit was crazy!!!

by dreJ_ April 11, 2024

Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.

Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!

by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Jonesing

Emitting a dramatically narcissistic, self centered personality, Believing genuinely that they are a perfect, godlike being.

"What an absolute joneser."
"Stop jonesing! You are not on top of the world!"

by KingChickenSandwich March 31, 2023

Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.

I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.

by Lalallala March 14, 2025