Reactive index is the correlation of sensory stimuli experienced and its corresponding physiological and physical response or reaction, by any living being. Reactive index will be used to understand the relationship between brain, body, and their functions, thus assess, predict, and alter abilities and behavior exhibited by living beings.
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"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"
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Get the index-flushing mug.Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.
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# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
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The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.
Equation Calculation
Maximum 33 points awarded for:
1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry
An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:
X,Y,Z
30,25,7
An SDM index of 62
The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.
Equation Calculation
Maximum 33 points awarded for:
1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry
An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:
X,Y,Z
30,25,7
An SDM index of 62
Chandler: 'For me Elly is a 30, 25, 7 SDM Index. I'd love to bang her but wouldn't wanna watch X Factor with her every Saturday'.
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