Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

Ax Horseshoe

A nickname for the college sorority "Alpha Chi Omega," due to the spelling and appearance of the Greek letters (ΑΧΩ).

Joe: "Where did you meet that girl?"
John: "I met her through my fraternity's formal. She is in the Ax Horseshoe sorority."

by Bob Pelv September 9, 2016

Alabama HorseShoe

When you obtain man milk and slather it on the bottom of someone's feet and let it crust

Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust

by c3rr0t July 4, 2025

hungarian horseshoe

The act of using a semi hard erection to penetrate one's own ass, then getting fully erect when inserted.

You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to go give myself a Hungarian horseshoe in the corner and watch.

by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones March 7, 2024

Horseshoeing

When you bend your dick back into your own asshole.

"My dick is so sore from horseshoeing!" or "I feel bad for any man who can't horseshoe"

by Dude who knows April 21, 2022

horseshoe commie

Someone who has gone so far right that they've fallen off the deep end into anti-Americanism and support places like China or Russia instead.

I see Tucker Carlson has become a horseshoe commie.

by Dweenius May 29, 2024

anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.

My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.

by Flank steaktastic October 31, 2015