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Hungarian horseshoe

A Hungarian horseshoe is an act where one gets mid-erect and inserts own penis into own butt then pleasures himself.
You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to give myself a Hungarian horseshoe and watch.
by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones January 19, 2024
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Horseshoeing

When you bend your dick back into your own asshole.
"My dick is so sore from horseshoeing!" or "I feel bad for any man who can't horseshoe"
by Dude who knows April 21, 2022
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Horseshoe

Something you don’t wanna be caught throwing at your younger brother
Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe

Brother: but I fucking broke my arm
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
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Horseshoeing

Gender sensitive-

Female term: Getting a horseshoe and putting one end in your vagina and the other end in your ass.

Male term: Wrapping your dick under your butt and shoving it up your ass to create a horseshoe shape.
Why are you horseshoeing, Step Bro?
by Sinisterfox3 November 25, 2020
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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
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Alabama HorseShoe

When you obtain man milk and slather it on the bottom of someone's feet and let it crust
Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust
by c3rr0t July 4, 2025
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Horseshoe

(verb)

To line your upper gums with Zyns (nicotine pouches) like you’re building a protective wall. Considered both a power move and a terrible idea.

When one Zyn just isn’t enough and you decide to push your limits in the dumbest way possible.
“He can’t even talk right now, he’s full horseshoe.”

"You're talking too much. Horseshoe. Now."
by Wachale Guey August 19, 2025
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