haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

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Haggy

Messy hair that reminds you of Hagrid.

Your hair is so haggy today. Comb it!

by nsytgr November 21, 2021

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Seven-Haggis

The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.

I'm going with Eva to Dick's to pick new rollerskates to Seven-Haggis during sping break.

by anonymous September 25, 2023

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Haggy

Giving a girl terrible oral

I gave that girl a terrible haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025

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Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.

Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis

by Dingamasala October 6, 2025

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