garden leave

The practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, to spend their time at home mooching in the garden while still being paid

It is used to prevent employees from taking the piss and company information when they leave, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.
"Man, Billy has just spat his dummy out and ditched his job"

"Put that douche bag on garden leave before he poaches all our customers"

"Man, what a douche"
by Cornholio12 August 21, 2011
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Garden of Weedin

1. Accidentally stumbling into the mother-load of all Marijuana crops.

2. Experiencing the most blissful feeling after smoking some really good Pot.
Person 1. "OMFG! We just found the garden of weedin!"

Person 2. "Yes - now lets get the hell out of here before we get shot!"
by Lauro Chavez November 05, 2007
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Garden Beige

1. When you get shampoo or soap in your but crack while taking a shower and it dosnt get rinsed out befor the shower is over. over the course of the day it will turn into a sticky slime known as Garden Beige
2. when you go poo and dont whipe good enough and some residue is left behinde and after a couple minits it starts to burn or become irritated and you have to go whipe again. (this is another form of garden beige)
man i didnt rinse off good enough in the shower, now i got bad garden beige, im going to have to stop by the restroom and whipe!
by 815kush August 31, 2010
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Sheep Garden

This is the nickname of the leader of enhypen's Jungwon. His name literally means Sheep Garden (Yang: Sheep, Jungwon: Garden). He even dressed as a sheep in I-land.
Person1: Why is Jungwon called Sheep Garden?
Person2: Because that's what his name means.
by Jiminmyfeelings December 31, 2021
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Garden Glove

Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.
I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.
by casperino August 06, 2016
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Unity Gardens

A Unity Garden is a place where bitches use hoes (the tools) to plant straight up bad ass open vegetable gardens to feed mah homies
Yo man I just visited a couple of Unity Gardens, but my favorite is the one at LaSalle Square, it was lit af!
by lucidy August 16, 2018
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garden guilt

The guilt one feels about doing, or not doing work in his or her garden on a beautiful day.
My wife feels garden guilt when she is inside on a beautiful day and wants to be working in her flower garden.
My wife also feels garden guilt after she has enjoyed time working in her flower garden, but realizes she has put off doing other things.
by drhominidae April 11, 2010
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