if the diva cup fits

Another saying for "if the shoe fits" but yassified.

Jenna: "I didn't get head from a cop."

Kaiya: "Doesn't your girlfriend have a criminal justice degree?"

Jenna: "Yes, but she isn't a cop"

Kaiya: "if the diva cup fits"

by yenandkaka February 23, 2026

Fittest Girl on the Bus

A condition where you are in the company of a select group of random people, for instance on the bus. There's a girl that within the general public you may rate 6/10. However as she is the fittest girl on the bus she looks more like a 9/10.

Guy 1 : Woahh, that girl on the bus was stunning!

Guy 2 : C'mon just because she was the fittest girl on the bus doesnt hide the fact she was a complete cheb-a-saurus-rex!

by JF131 March 30, 2013

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III

Rapist and philosophyst of the 1700's.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.

"Tyler have you ever Heard of Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III? He Is so cool! I want to be like him"
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.

by Palonseo April 11, 2022

Fitty in the City

If you see a hot boy/girl you could say fitty in the city

e.g. "Hey, look it's bob"
"Cor he's a bit 'fitty in the city'"

by andallthatjazz October 15, 2012

Fitty From The Spar

A woman who is a fitty who waddles round stomping her feet like she's going to wet herself :D (From Wales)

Oh My God, look at that fitty from the spar

by Bob Dunno October 16, 2010

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008