Egyptian Rubdown

Giving/receiving a massage fully naked with glitter.

Hey man, that Egyptian rubdown was so legit !

by Somuchfun July 16, 2020

Baby Egyptian

The craziest girl in the world

Person 1: "Hey what is she doing over there"
Person 2: "Don't worry she's just a baby Egyptian"
Person 1: "Oh ok makes sense" *quickly starts moving away from her*

by bigbruhmoment1234321 April 13, 2020

Egyptian Prince

When someone or something proceeds to shit and vomit at the same time

(Bobby): How sick are you?
(Nick): Not bad but last night I had the good ol Egyptian Prince
(Bobby): What?
(Nick):*Shits and vomits everywhere*

by Lumfaous April 5, 2019

Egyptian axe

Severe cameltoe?

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?

by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016

Egyptian Necktie

A sexual act in which a man performs autoerotic asphyxiation while being fanned by several young women using palm fronds.

Contrary to recorded history, accidents involving the Egyptian Necktie were the leading cause of death in the ancient world.

Man 1: Did you hear that Steve passed away last week?

Man 2: Yeah, apparently he lost consciousness while doing the Egyptian Necktie, and the other participants were really committed to the act. The just kept fanning him instead of calling 911.

by Phallus Megus August 7, 2012

Egyptian Burial

When you leave a woman in a bathtub full of cum and let it dry so then the cum will preserve the body.

-Yo where is your girlfriends?
-Last night I did the Egyptian burial to her. You can find her a thousand years later in a museum.

by joey b's May 4, 2016

blind egyptian

Another name for a fried egg inside a hole in break
Aka: Eggs in a basket, frog in a hole, etc.

Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"

Friend 2: "what's that"?"

Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."

Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"

by The Suspense November 13, 2017