Egyptian Necktie

A sexual act in which a man performs autoerotic asphyxiation while being fanned by several young women using palm fronds.

Contrary to recorded history, accidents involving the Egyptian Necktie were the leading cause of death in the ancient world.

Man 1: Did you hear that Steve passed away last week?

Man 2: Yeah, apparently he lost consciousness while doing the Egyptian Necktie, and the other participants were really committed to the act. The just kept fanning him instead of calling 911.

by Phallus Megus August 7, 2012

Baby Egyptian

The craziest girl in the world

Person 1: "Hey what is she doing over there"
Person 2: "Don't worry she's just a baby Egyptian"
Person 1: "Oh ok makes sense" *quickly starts moving away from her*

by bigbruhmoment1234321 April 13, 2020

Egyptian Prince

When someone or something proceeds to shit and vomit at the same time

(Bobby): How sick are you?
(Nick): Not bad but last night I had the good ol Egyptian Prince
(Bobby): What?
(Nick):*Shits and vomits everywhere*

by Lumfaous April 5, 2019

Egyptian Burial

When you leave a woman in a bathtub full of cum and let it dry so then the cum will preserve the body.

-Yo where is your girlfriends?
-Last night I did the Egyptian burial to her. You can find her a thousand years later in a museum.

by joey b's May 4, 2016

Egyptian Taco

The act of putting fine sand in a vagina, then fucking it

Hey man! I was fucking my girl last night and i gave her an Egyptian Taco!

by The Wiz96 November 28, 2016

egyptian salad

The appetizer came from Egypt and became popular and loved in the UK (specifically in Liverpool). Those who eat it will become overconfident in front of the opponent and have to receive karma.

Madrid fans:"Serve me an egyptian salad with some Karma sauce"

by Péndulum July 15, 2022

Egyptian axe

Severe cameltoe?

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?

by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016