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The Girlfriend Complex

A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.
Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex

Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."

Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."
by TC_Watson March 4, 2011
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The Barron complex

the act of calling everything you see a cock, but you go to your home and fantisize about them all day and which you had one
O god i hate this kid he is the Barron complex
by Dylan Costello January 13, 2008
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The Reality Complex

"The Reality Complex" is an elicitation of the mind when one realizes modernity and adaptation to any inhabitance or condition is why they follow current society. The population whom are affected by this may cause havoc and malfeasance, such as homicide whenever contradicted with on whether they like of their interests.
A commonplace synonym to, "The Reality Complex" can be as anything basic as a cognitive infection. People may gain symptoms such as mental deficiency, confusion between homophone spellings, as well as meaningless pictures of food and wine on Instagram.
Person A.) I'm going to Trickshot and Hashtag the whole world until it's a pestering epidemic!

Person B.) O', "The Reality Complex", why do you still bear to exist?

Person C.) whats worse is that were portions of text youre a ideit.

Person B.) What's worse is your carcinogen-producing grammar.
by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014
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The Air Compressor

When you slap your friend on the butt between the cheeks so air gets forced into their butt.
Friend 1: I gave John the air compressor last night

Friend 2: what did he do

Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus
by Almightypizza May 24, 2016
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The Atlas Complex

A state of mind in which a person believes that the 'world is on their shoulders' and are unable to deal with what they perceive as endless problems.
From Atlas, the Greek God who literally bore the world on his shoulders. Try being that poor bugger.
David: What's up, Mandy?
Mandy: Everything.
David: Woah seems you have a major case of the Atlas Complex.
by NumoWrestler March 30, 2009
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The Golden Compass

Noun:

1. The first book in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman.

2. An object of the same name or alethiometer (literally Truth-Measure) within said book. It is used by Lyra (the protaganist) to find truth and meaning throughout her journey. It resembeles a large golden-colored pocketwatch with three knobs on it's rim. It opens to reveal an ornate circle with 36 distinct symbols at it's edge with three large hands and one small hand which move around it. Each symbol has a series of meanings which, when held in one's mind may pose as a question or an answer. The big hands move to form your question with the knobs and the little hand moves to give the answer.
Very like a clock, or a compass, for there were hands pointing to places around the dial, but instead of the hours or the points of the compass there were several little pictures, each of them painted with the finest and slenderest sable brush.

- Extract from The Golden Compass (aka Northern Lights)
by Tokos alethia December 23, 2011
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the moral compass

n.

The internal set of morals or the conscience that leads people to make good decisions. Often times this is a person in a group who's friends will turn to for advice for he will never lead them astray.
Guy: what should we do with this extra food?
Guy 2: I don't know, let's ask Landon, he's the moral compass! He'll know exactly what to do.
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