Colombian suitcase

Putting a dismembered body in a suitcase and then throw it away in the middle of a public place

-Haven't seen Pedro in 3 days
-I heard he made a Colombian suitcase

by Nabucodonosor93 February 3, 2022

colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

by dildosexual April 14, 2023

Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus

Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing

by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015

Colombian vortex

When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.

Yo, we totally gave your Yolanda a Colombian vortex last night.

by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015

Colombian Snowball

When you have enough cocaine that you can compact it and throw it at your friends

"Me and my friends made a Colombian Snowball the other day"

by baggy_gravy December 14, 2013

Colombian kamikaze

The act of bending over to snort drugs off any surface.

Last night Joe pulled a Colombian kamikaze on a eight ball of coke and nobody see him since.

by Greg Just Greg December 29, 2015