buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Do not listen to imbecile above me. Buffy is the greatest show ever to exist.

Simply genius. It is simply genius.

by Hydragon January 22, 2005

buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation

Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.

by Jyynx September 22, 2008

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A totally unique, intelligent, and captivating TV series from genius writer/director Joss Whedon, that ran for seven years on two TV networks in the USA and many other places abroad. Recognized as one of the 50 best TV shows ever made. Mr. Whedon's acumen with the "Buffy" series can best be appreciated by viewing any of the movies subsequently made by Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"), a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.

"I'll kiss anything. Guys, girls...dogs."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar

by watcher350 June 6, 2005

Buffin the Muffin

While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.

While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.

by NatraLee February 17, 2015

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

1. A popular television show about a teen slayer
2. A hugely unpopular film about a teen slayer
3. A mildly successful comic series about a teen slayer
3. A character created by Joss Whedon and explored through many mediums

Anus-Face: "something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties"

Awesome-Face: "when joss wrote Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie, he fucked up. He got a second chance with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the tv show and made it awesome. when your parents made you they fucked up. no second chance lolzzzz!!@#1@#!oNE"

by kerrysan June 14, 2009