Bible

The best book in the world

I just read the bible yesterday i feel better

by urbandicrtonary909 January 05, 2021

Bibled

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.

During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.

by Sidney Jane January 14, 2008

Bible

A non-fictional book that teaches you the values of living. It explains how God wants us to be prosper in life and how he wants to be able to see you in heaven. it explains Jesus birth to resurrection.

Every Morning I wake up I read a scripture from the Bible

by BlackWrestlingLover December 26, 2020

Bible

VERB -- To leave or give a religious text or pamphlet instead of an expected cash tip

I just got bibled. I thought Table 4 left a $20 tip, but when I picked up the bill, it was fake and covered in text about how Jesus is gonna save me.

by Yumyan Hammerpaw January 02, 2021

the bible

"the bible" is sang for smoking dope, wacky weed, ganja, grass, marijuana, etc.

I totally inhaled the bible yesterday

by Prudense August 13, 2006

the bible

The "how to guide" for manipulating / controlling the masses.

i prefer the bible, these idiot guides to controling people are too complicated for me.

by LuciferAKAZeke September 07, 2005

Bible

A book that DOES NOT oppress people who happen to be gay. It explains that having feelings for the same gender is not a sin. (It does however say that having intercourse with the same gender is a sin, because intercourse is supposed to be a sacred thing and God would like it to go as he has designed it)

I can't believe people talk about the Bible that way- it's not that cruel!

by corey2525 December 31, 2020