Thanos

The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.

Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.

Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?

by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019

Thanos

Hope he ain't find the flavor stone.

Person 1:Thanos,how many stones you got.
Thanos:FLAVOUR STONE
Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Gorilla_Boi_9194 May 24, 2019

Thanos

Thanos, a large purple titan from Marvel. It has been said that Emma T-P is Thanos.

“Bruh Thanos finna slap The Hulk.”

by EmmaThanosGodFinnaYeet March 23, 2019

Thanos

Crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research

Person1: Dude, have you met Thanos?
Person2: Dude, Thanos is mindblowing.

by OPS Slave January 19, 2009

Thanos

Purple crayon he likes to collect shiny rock

Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole

by Nimnex April 2, 2019

Thanos

A purple nigga just tryna ice out his glove

Person 1: Damn Thanos really killed Gamora for the soul stone!
Person 2: Yeah, but that’s what it takes for the finest ice.

by Am3ricanSniper April 29, 2019

Thanos

A big strong grape with anger issues and is also a kidnapper. He also has an undersized oven mitt with shiny overpowered stones on them. ALSO HE DA GUY FROM FORTNITE.

Iron man: Oh na we is losing
Doctor Strange: Hey nah we is winning

Iron man: Why u is tell me
Thanos: With da power of dis stone MIGHTY SNAP

by TopSorcery January 3, 2023