Thanos

A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.

Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"

Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."

by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020

Thanos

Hope he ain't find the flavor stone.

Person 1:Thanos,how many stones you got.
Thanos:FLAVOUR STONE
Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Gorilla_Boi_9194 May 24, 2019

Thanos

Thanos, a large purple titan from Marvel. It has been said that Emma T-P is Thanos.

“Bruh Thanos finna slap The Hulk.”

by EmmaThanosGodFinnaYeet March 23, 2019

Thanos

Crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research

Person1: Dude, have you met Thanos?
Person2: Dude, Thanos is mindblowing.

by OPS Slave January 19, 2009

Thanos

Purple crayon he likes to collect shiny rock

Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole

by Nimnex April 2, 2019

Thanos

An oversized purple grape that want to collect 7 rocks to kill dust people out of existence.

You better watch out! You better not cry! Thanos Is coming FOR YOU

by Thanos lord October 23, 2019

Thanos

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.

Thanos is a big raisin with a face

by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019