Lloyd Telephone

An inoffensive slang referring to the Filipino people. It is a very good alternative to the other racial slur for Filipinos, the word flip. The word Lloyd Telephone is derived from the Filip habit of naming their kid's Lloyd and calling appliances and items by its full name.

eg. TV is always television, phone is always telephone

Oh look at that Lloyd Telephone janitor cleaning up the school.

by Mista Mo27 September 27, 2005

Telephone kiss

When a guy receives a blow job and cums in a girl's mouth, she makes out with someone else (with the cum still in her mouth). Then that person makes out with someone else with cum still in his or her mouth. Called Telephone kiss because it's like the game "Telephone."

Guy A came in his girlfriend Girl A's mouth. She shared a telephone kiss with Girl B, who shared one with Guy B.

by Celery23 April 24, 2009

Puke Telephone

Derived from the popular kids game telephone. This game is played by players lining up in a straight line then the first person pukes in the second persons mouth, the second to the third, and so on until it reaches the end where the last person pukes on the floor. Everyone will notice the puke looks nothing like the original puke.

Ew, I'd rather play telephone than puke telephone.

by metalock989 August 21, 2011

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

telephone shit

When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).

Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.

Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.

by c.o.e. June 21, 2007

THE DIRTY TELEPHONE

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones

Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head

by Francis Rivas December 15, 2006

oregon telephone pole

When you take a wooden object of 2 feet or more and put majority of it in your anus.

Hey Billy do you want to do the Oregon Telephone Pole.

by The Anus Destroyer August 29, 2016