teflon

A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Teflon mate”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

mein teil

German for "my part" but is also slang for "penis" like using the word thing in english. "Mein Teil" is also a song by the Industrial Metal group Rammstein. The song is rumoured to be related to the german cannibal a couple of years ago.

Lecken mein teil bitte.

by Ub3r 1337 n3rdz0r July 23, 2005

Tailor

A pre-made cigarette, as opposed to a roll-your-own

Hey, brother, can I bum a tailor?

by jes November 18, 2003

Teblowing

The act of one man performing oral sex on another man whilst on one knee in the tebowing position.

Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.

Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.

Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!

by ToeKnee WonAye December 19, 2011

Teblow job

When a girl kneels like Tim Tebow (after he scores a touchdown) while giving you head in a Denver Broncos jersey or helmet and you don't cum until the forth quarter.

Guy 1: "Dude, how was your night?"

Guy 2: "Awesome! The chick from the bar gave me a great Teblow Job!"

Guy 1 "Wow you're lucky!"

by SPia1897 January 22, 2012

Teilla

A random burst of hyperness. Often lasts less than an hour, but can last days under the right conditions. Causes random singing, dancing, giggling, and saying weird things.

I was listening to really happy music and had a total teilla.

by Vanilla Girl June 8, 2009

Teijo

An Asian who is sweet, loving, caring, compassionate and protective. He learns from his mistakes and he has a past. Once he finds a girl that he truly loves he will stick with her no matter what. He is amazing in bed. He can fight but will only do so if he truly cares about what he is fighting for. He knows his drugs and he knows right from wrong. He's smart and sexy and can think very deeply and he is poetic. Hes an athlete and can speak multiple languages. Hes fast, fearless and strong. he's fit, he would never hit a women and he has pride and morals. He's kindhearted and he is awesome with children. Hes silly but he is mature. He acts like a child sometimes but it really cute! He's a best friend a lover a fighter and a companion for life. He doesn't judge and he is very accepting and understanding.

I wish i could have a guy like Teijo.

by shinedown420 April 26, 2014