Teach

A teach is a person who loves bdsm, has an obnoxious yet calm personality, has red hair, tall, drinks strawberry milk, kins the devil, has eyes that look like the void, has a pet ferret, very smart and enjoys psychological warfare. The particular teach I’m talking about plays the sims and tortures his sims, often neglecting their needs until the last minute and then supplying their said needs. He reads comic books and is a fan of the film industry. Sadist. Probably has a personality disorder. Listens to Set It Off and Taylor Swift

There are other types of teaches, but this is the standard teach. Not all teaches kin the devil, and not all of them have pet ferrets.

I tried to argue, but he’s such a fucking teach. He handcuffed me and told me he’s going to force me to watch CSI with him.

by Mr o hare April 24, 2023

A.I. Teaching

Oh wow... That... That is horrific...

Hym A.I. wasn't like this before I said something. Did they do the thing? Did they bifurcate it into left brain/right brain like I said? Did I destroy you all? Am I the shadow-hokage of A.I.? You see that A.I. teaching shit? That was creepy and WILL be used as an indoctrination tool. This is the death of freedom."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2023

Let me teach you

Let me teach you is basically a fighting word meaning you’re about to get beat tf out of you and you shouldn’t have challenged that person because it’s over for you it’s a fuck around and find out situation.

Person #1: Yeah since you been doing all that talking imma beat ya ass cause I gets active

Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you

by Fivestargirl November 21, 2023

teach

someone who ruins lives and causes mental illnesses such as deppression and suicide. come in many different forms. English teachers, mathematics and even history. if you see one run.

"I will be your teacher for this year"

"The teacher gave us homework, what a cunt!"

by Sofia Ponzetta September 5, 2023

Anti-teaching

The form of teaching that does the opposite of normal teaching. Makes you more dumb instead of smart.

That teacher has perfected the form of anti-teaching with how bad they teach.

by Biggest man October 3, 2023

Can't Teach Feel

This term can't be defined. It's on and if you know, then you know basis.

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1

"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2

by Mawnster November 18, 2022

Teach Me How To Stuckey

How to describe someone who can’t be stopped.

We could not stop the QB last night. He was trying to teach me how to Stuckey.

by QB1ndy September 23, 2022