Fake Taxi

porn where the taxi driver has sex with the customer at the back of the taxi (great thing to wank over)

did you guys see the episode of fake taxi where he did a titty wank. that shit got me horny!

by TheManWithTheLargeWood October 10, 2018

TAXI CAB

Similar to the "shocker". Instead of 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. There's 1 in the pink (the taxi driver) and 2 ini the stink (the passengers)

I gave Brady's mom a taxi cab last night.

by tbiddle May 30, 2006

Taxi Roulette

When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout

"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"

The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!

Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!

Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?

Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!

(Taxis come flooding back to the office)

Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!

by Coxworth August 22, 2010

taxie

obviously taxi misspelt, cause i figured that if i sent you to Taxi you would be overwhelmed by yellow canaried people eaters and 4 foot crab stabbers that cant drive...

hot chick' but i like the taxi's
J' mmm, so
hot chick' we can get Caunky ;)

by J April 1, 2005

taxi cabbing

something one would do in New York.

"how you going to get to that outrageous party?"
"i'll be taxi cabbing it"

by blahblablabh July 11, 2009

taxi park

The act of parallel parking by nosing directly into the space between two parked cars, driving the front wheels up over the curb and onto the sidewalk, and then dropping them back down over the curb, back onto the street. Perfected by drivers of Checker Cabs in a hurry. Warning: This tactic only suitable for a large ghetto cruiser as it tends to trash the front suspension.

Bill's tranny wouldn't go into reverse, so he taxi parked, right in front of a cop.

by Neu Yawka September 14, 2008

taxi talk

saying shit about people.
Like when your drunk in the back of a taxi and you talk aload of rubbish.

hes doing the taxi talk again

by millie_1 January 14, 2008