Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017

Tarped

The acted of being fucked up.

Tim: I was so tarped last night.
Skyler: Yeah, you were so tarped that you rolled off the bed.

by Hoebitchy March 17, 2020

Tarps in the Zer

The act of putting one’s tarp in the freeZER (Zare)

Tarps in the Zer, Money in the Bank

by The juicy fella May 05, 2022

Tarp

Essentially a baby blanket for grown-ups, providing all the shelter, protection, anonymity, magical powers one needs if only in one's head. Often used sardonically .

That pontificating senator evangelizing about women's choice of birth control can put a tarp on it.

by AisforAbortion October 11, 2016

Tarp

a waterproof sheet

often made of plastic or waxed cotton

hey, can you get the tarp to cover the woodpile?
or

we should put a tarp on the tent
or

I just got a new tarp from the store

by bean13 September 21, 2020

[tarp]

tarp adj. a synonym for b**ch

she dumped her boyfriend cuz he quit the baseball team, she's such a tarp

by Live, love, gloat February 28, 2017

Tarpped

When you are worn out or very tired.

I am so tarpped from this lecture.
Traning got me tarpped.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024