taintput

the definition of an ashley schmidt, aka a stank ho

dog ashley schimdt is a taintput" "i know fuck that hoe"

by taintput December 4, 2010

Taintapotomus

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009

Sandusky Taint Grab

A tradition traced back to the Huron Indians, the Sandusky Taint Grab is the act of grabbing and pinching a partner’s taint to extract vital information. Also known as the St. Clairsville Choad Clamp.

Sarah had to use the dreaded Sandusky Taint Grab on her husband to find out if he was cheating, and oddly enough, he liked it.

by Tequilarawks April 23, 2006

taint knot

When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.

oh shit I forgot to trim my gooch. I am rockin some mean taint knots.

by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006

taint meat

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass

by super_grover August 28, 2003

Taint

The sensitive tract (see: Area) of epidermis (see: Skin) conveniently located (for the ladies {see:Biotches}) betwixt (see the movie "Young Guns") the male reproductive gennitals (see: Ballsack) and his (or recently trans-formed to "his" {see: Tranny}) rectum (see: Asshole).

The two biotches gently rubbed his taint whilst he fondled his ballsack and fingered his asshole.

by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019

Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.

While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!

by Cronus29 December 7, 2011