Tactical waiting

A gamestyle commonly adopted in FPS games when, knowing where the enemy is coming from, you might wait at a doorway, corner or opening.
The technique is often wrongly called camping by newbs(and also n00bs) aggrovated by your superior techniques.
To be correctly called a tactical waiter, a player must move to complete an objective rather than staying put
Player A: I suck at COD4 i get shot every time i turn a corner
Player B: You need to do more tactical waiting

Player A: I keep dying, this is so aggrovating!
Player B: you should try tactical waiting

by G4NJ February 28, 2008

Tactical Wank

Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.

I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.

by I P4P4MURF I March 1, 2011

tactical chunder

This is a chunder or puke which is invoked voluntarily through the use of a physical or physchological trigger such as shoving fingers down throat/drinking salty water or imagining eating slugs/watching your grandparents have kinky sex. The tactical chunder is widely regarded as an essential whitey management skill which can, in the right hands, prove to be the turning point for a particularly brutal session.

Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.

Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.

Despite feeling a bit queasy, I took the mixed bong from Robbie and sucked it to death. Immediately, I could feel the beginnings of a potentially lethal whitey - light-headedness, churning stomach and full-body sheen. I made a swift dash to the toilet and performed a tactical chunder.

by Alastair November 17, 2003

Tactical Chunder

When someone deliberately chunders in the early stages of an evening in order to then drink more later on in the night. They can also do this to avoid chundering embarrassingly.

I'm gonna have a tactical chunder and then we can go to Smack.

by mewj October 3, 2015

Tactical Hobo

Also known as a gypsy.

"The tactical hobo's horse is not as strong as the horses of ancient Greece."

by Jmoze October 13, 2009

Tactical Insertion

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.

After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.

by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010

tactical pancakes

another name for waffles. if you a military guy you understand that waffles have have small squares that are similar to fox holes...pancakes are kinda like waffles...but waffles are tactical for defeating the enemy

Do you want to get some tactical pancakes?
No I'm more of a regular pancake fan.
These are bettter than regular pancakes, they are shaped the same except they have small fox holes in them.
You mean waffles???
Yes exactly

by 4526 March 28, 2009