twit

an acronym, standing for Trophy Wives In Training and referring to rich, snobby young girls with absolutely no substance whose only goal in life is to become a celebrated wife to a rich man.

I love going to professional tennis tournaments, but I hate all the young twits running around.

by Buckunteer February 10, 2010

twit

hoity toity word ; a way of trying to belittle one

"by george , the little twit is at it again ! "

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

twit

a pregnant fish.

a bitch is to dog as a twit is to fish.

by gosaimasu May 22, 2009

fucking twit

An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

word of Twit

Information uncritically believed followed and quoted exactly as read on Twitter.

I brought home a trunk full of beef before I realized the impending meat strike was was only word of Twit.

by JonasOfToronto May 27, 2009

porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

by lizybee January 6, 2010

Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

by visrat March 19, 2009