Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants

That guy is a twass waffle

by Fat glennon February 2, 2019

twaseen

A very beautiful Pakistani male with a outstanding mane on his cheeks

Twaseen is sexy

by Twaseen November 22, 2021

Twasted

The effect of consuming a combination of alcohol and at least one other substance (most commonly marijuana, although prescription pain medication may be used as a substitute if you have exhausted your weed supply) Common symptoms that you are twasted are slurred speech, heightened emotional state, repeatedly stating in a high pitched voice that you are "Twasted!". No future recollection of the event. Embarrassing photos soon follow.

Ooh big daddy I'm so twasted right now.

by BadBunnyBK February 7, 2010

twatspeed

The maximum velocity your cock can be swung at a woman's face, resulting in a sharp, smacking noise and sometimes a reddened blob on the epidermis lasting for up to half an hour.

I slapped that bitch at twatspeed.

by Clayton Coolins February 29, 2008

Twasual

a mixture of tweed and casual; smartly dressed yet laid back.

Woah! Look over there, that man has style. He is certainly dressed very twasual!

by Iamoldgregg December 1, 2011

Twasted

The process of getting completely and totaly wasted. Usually to the point where you either A) black out, dont remember, end up with two rico suaves in your dads car, pass out still in your boots, lose your car, purse, mind, etc.

Lets get twasted and take advantage of ourselves.

by J. Field February 14, 2006

Emma Twatson

Emma "Twatson" is one of the more vulgar nick names a person dubs one British "actress" Emma Watson. Usually, only the most hateful of anti-Emma Watson persons are liable to use this name.

Anti-Emma #1: Urgh, look it's that one what's-her-bimbo on TV. What's hername? Ellen Dotson? Emma Twatson?
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006