tuba slurp

When you take a shit into a funnel that runs into a girls mouth, which she then proceeds to puke the poop into the entrance of a tuba. You then play the tuba so that the liquids squirt out into the girls mouth. She then swallows the mixture and eventually shits it out into a bucket, where you then make her cum and squirt into the bucket. You piss into the bucket and pour it into a water gun. You go to a cemetery, dig up a body from a grave, and let it dry in the sun for 24 hours. You go back to the body and shoot the liquids into their urethra. You then piss into the dead bodies mouth and force water down their throat, preferably about a gallon. You wait for the liquids to proceed into the bladder. Next, you fill the vagina of the dead body with shit and cum. You tip the body upside down for 10 seconds, and then you lay it down. You put your mouth over the urethra, and the girl puts her mouth over the vagina; if there is not enough room, just have one person put their mouth over both parts. Take two anvils and have two friends drop them directly on the stomach and bladder. The contents of the carcus will project into you and the girls mouths, giving you an instant, pleasurable taste. You have completed the tuba slurp.

Me and my girlfriend just performed a tuba slurp, it was so fun!

by faglord69xdxd April 10, 2019

tuba text

to text someone while doing something else as well.

anton tuba texted gaby to tell her he loves her while he was doing his laundry

by Haaaaileey February 13, 2007

tuba hug

1. To try and hug someone while carrying a sousaphone

2. A group hug in the tuba section before a performance

1. He gave me a tuba hug and dented his bell.

2. For luck before championships, they called for a tuba hug.

by sousagal47 January 27, 2009

Tuba Boss

tuba bosses consist of a musical piece, usually using a brass instrument, and a guy wearing a tuba as a costume. search up tuba knight on youtube to get a common idea.

Tuba bosses are cultural masterpieces

by hey shitass October 28, 2020

Blue Tuba

During fellatio, your partner sucks on your meat until it bruises. Turning your “tuba” blue.

Damn dude she suck the soul outta me and now I gotta Blue Tuba.

by ScrubRJ September 4, 2021

tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.

We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.

by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010

tuba

Abv. for tub of. Usually used in a negative context.

You are one fat tuba lard

by swimmainia April 30, 2005