A traffic bitch is easy to spot as they maintain at least
25 to 100 yards distance away from the vehicle in front of them causing a wide gap in traffice letting anyone and everyone pull in front of them from nearby lanes. As vehicles
cut them off, they further slow down to again maintain a distance from the vehicle in front of them, which in turn further slows the
lane of traffic, and sometimes stops traffic in their
lane entirely. A traffic bitch is the cause of a great many rear-enders and pile-ups simply due to their existence. A traffic bitch can either be male or
female, is not necessarily talking on a
cell phone, or smoking a cigarette, or checking their makeup in their rear view mirror, but usually seems to find their way in front of you especially if they see that you are driving aggressively. A traffic bitch does not necessarily only appear in heavy traffic, but are usually the cause of traffic if they pull out in front of smooth moving traffic and drive at least 10 miles slower than the speed limit.
A traffic bitch is by
definition a bitch in traffic.
On the way
home a traffic bitch cut me off in the far left-hand
lane and allowed all the cars and trucks - that I had just passed - in front of him (and me) causing me another 30 minutes of traffic time so I was late to
dinner; no amount of cursing or screaming or tailgating made the traffic bitch move any faster.
