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joyful tortoise

The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
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tortoise tickler

When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.
We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.
by Myspeakingpseudonym July 4, 2015
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wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
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