An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
by nolawalking February 24, 2009
Get the Illinois Toddler Fondlemug. by Bonkers boy February 22, 2020
Get the Cum craving toddlermug. When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.
"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."
"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."
"Yup, yup. Total buster."
"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."
"Yup, yup. Total buster."
by pH Balance January 31, 2008
Get the hung like a toddlermug. This person is definitely a Dream Stan or self proclaimed Dreamsexual or DreamGender, obviously this persons parents stopped trying to take care of this toddler hopefully they realize how much they are mocking the LGBTQ+
by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022
Get the Dream Stan Toddlermug. "Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016
Get the Lack-toast-in-toddler-antmug. Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019
Get the Fuck Toddlermug. by Pretty_bored July 13, 2024
Get the Toddlermug.