Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.

"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."

by miminoto April 30, 2021

Tobias

A person with very large nipples. Its liek a girl in early puperty where the nipples just pop out. People named Tobias usually have verry small dick's. They also usually have suicidal thoughts.

Tobias is a very weird looking guy.

by WeirdGuy22 February 13, 2023

Tobias

Moneymaker with his own company at the age of 5.

Wow you already have your wow company!
You must be a Tobias!

by Tetooine November 22, 2021

tobias hörner

if youll ever meet someone called tobias hörner... FCK HIM SO FCKING HARD. Hes just the sexiest Person youll ever know. Every Girl loves him and every guy is envy when he sees his ass.

wow this guy is NICE . he has to be a TOBIAS HÖRNER

by TellMeHowToLoverboy May 26, 2017

Tobias

The name Tobias means Dogshit

Tobias is gay

by Jimmy2342 May 17, 2023

Tobias Isaac hobson

Perhaps the squarest of all of the homosapian species yet still the most “nigger” like than anyone. He loves bogdan and the “school Gyat” that he holds very dear to his heart. He has a short temper and will be very quick to lash out at anyone. He is in love with men and has a wife by the name of lucian who his frequently gives rimjobs to. He also has an “antaena” which stick very high into the atnosphere

Damn is that THE Tobias Isaac Hobson, I think I’m gonna cum

by Tobiasenjoyer69 June 1, 2024

Tobias

Tobias is the name of a guy who is very found of horror related things. He'll always be down to talk about horror movies while eating a bowl of cereal. His favorite cereal, no matter what the choices are, is Colossal Crunch. He also is very found of clowns, dolls, masks, and has a huge obsession with the Silent Hill franchise. Pyramid Head is his go to favorite character, and he wants Pyramid Head to be in every game. Yes, he even wants Pyramid Head in Mario Kart. But no matter what, he'll always be willing to talk about your problems, he'll always be there for you. He may be allergic to everything, but that doesn't stop him from telling the world about how great Pyramid Head is. Even though he loves horror themed things with a passion, he is still a very wholesome guy to talk to. If you have a Tobias in your life, be thankful for them.

"You can tell he's a Tobias as he has questionable pictures of Pyramid Head on his phone."

by M̵͎͗̓U̸͔̲̽͝T̴͉̈́̂E̸̝̖̓ August 25, 2018